kousagi-makoto:

I will never not reblog

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teaforyourginaa:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

OH MY GOSH

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mytawdryquirks:

cheethos:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

HELLA! LETS PLAY THIS!!!!

but we did roulette with a nerf gun and if the dart hit you then you took a shot

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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Soulmarks

laserskellernoises:

My parents marks have matching stains across their palms, wrapping around like a perpetual handshake.  My sister has a long, oval shape along her arm from where her someone will someday jostle her. My grandma had a smudged little circle on her shin that matched the dark blue on my grandpa’s big toe.

Mine? Mine is a bullet hole.

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best teen wolf lines per season based on this post

Thank u tumblr.. thank u

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thememoriesofdaltonboys:

Logan: You can address me as “Eagle One”.

Logan: Blaine! Codename is: “Been there, done that”.

Logan: Julian is “Currently doing that”.

Logan: Reed is “It happened once in a dream”.

Logan: Merril is “If I had to pick a chick”.

Logan: And Derek is…..”Eagle Two”.

Derek: Oh, thank god.

inspired by this.

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arineat:

pablothecoati:

cheethos:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Stop right there, Satan.

Brilliant

Perfect.

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
holy shit AMAZING!!!


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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

H1N1 *Jaws theme*

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